Do you have a really cute picture of your doggie? Perhaps in a tutu? Go post it somewhere else!

We don't want cute.

At some point, your fur-friend will come to love you - and trust that you will never dress him or her up - ever again.

At some point, your dog will become supreme overlord of your den. Your dog will survey the surroundings, bask in the sun and say "Ah yes. this house is clean of squirrels... my human and I are one. I am confident in my place here, and happy with my life"

At that moment, your dog will totally look all regal and sh*t.

That's the picture you will cherish forever... trust us.

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